O Liberty...! is it well/To leave the gates unguarded?

I'm free! I'm free at last! Two glorious weeks without tests and books and studying and packing PB&J for lunch. Liberty!
Of course, I am already putting my spare time to good use watching Teen Titans and What Not to Wear and Doctor Who. :D
But, you know, today I am actually going to do something productive. I am going to clean my room...or at least start cleaning my room. Even if I only get halfway done, once it's started I'll have to finish it on Monday and IT WILL GET DONE. Glorious! Magnificent!
I read too much Pogo yesterday, and it caused me to write a nonsense poem...
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Everything's an only
just as every happened was;
the Holocaust had sandwiches
just as your mother does.

And everyone's a people
whether fat be Chance or slim,
so you're only just an everything
if you are her or him.
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